funny shayari in hindi

Funny Shayari in Hindi



1.bahot khoobsurat ho tum khud ko duniya ki nazron se bacha kar rakho…..x2

Ankhon me kajal hi kaafi nahi gale me nimbu,mirchi aur chappal ki mala bhi latka kar rakho.



2.vo zaher dekar maarte to duniya ki nazar me aa jate
Andaaze katl to dekhiye humse mohabbat karke humse shaadi kar li.



3. mohabbat ka safar lamba hua to kya thoda tum chalo thoda hum chale………… x2
Fir kya riksha ker lenge.



4. vo kehti apne bhaiyon se mere ashiq ko you na peeton… x2
Bada ziddi hai pahle kutte ki tarah ghaseeto.



5. tere gham me tadap kar mar jayenge , mar gaye to tera naam le jayenge ……………….rishwat dekar tujhe bhi upper bulayenge
tum upar aaoge to saath me bethkar kurkure khayenge.



6. yeh bearish ka mausam bahot tadpata hai unki yaad main jinhe dil chahta hai
Lekin vo aayen bhi kese na unke paas rain coat hai na chhata hai.



7. hum dua karte hai khuda se ki vo aap jese dost aur na banaye.
Ek cartoon jesi cheez jo hamare paas h kahi vo aam na ho jaye.



8. dosti ko bade pyaar se nibhayenge koshish rahegi tumhe na satayenge kabhi pasand na aaye mera saath to bata dena yaar………..
Gin bhi nahi paaoge itne “thappad” lagayenge.



9. jab-jab ghire badal teri yaad aai ,jab-jab jhoom ke barsa paani teri yaad aai ,jab-jab main bheega teri yaad aai,ab saha nahi jata ab to chhatri wapas karde bhai.



10. vo meri kismet meri takdeer ho gai….………… x2
Humne unki yaad main itne khat likhe ki vo “raddi” bech kar ameer ho gai.



11. bhool gaye ya bhoolna chahte ho,
Aazma liya ya aazmana chahte ho
Door kar diya ya door karna chahte ho ,
Maan lo meri baa tab kya haddiyan tudwana chahte ho.



12. paani aane ki baat karte ho dil jalane ki baat karte ho do din seooh nahi dhoya tum nahane ki baat karte ho



13.aapke zulfen jese noodle aapka chahra jese halwa
Jalwa fashion ka hai yeh jalwaa……



14. duniya se chupa kar teri tasveer bathroom me laga rakhi hain har samaye aapka deedar ho isliye Julaab ki goliyan kha rakhi hain.



15.ladkiyon ke chakkar me mat panda doston
Yeh aati hai veer ki tarah
Lagti hai kheer ki tarah
Chubhti hain teer ki tarah aur
Halat kar jaati hai faker ki tarah



16. choohe ka sehra suhana lagta hai chuhiya ka to dil dewana lagta hai
Pal bhar main ese kutarte hai kapde
ab to har kapda purana lagta hain.



17.agar koi aapko pagal kahe
To darna nahi ghabrana nahi,
Araam se kursi par bhethna aur sochna saale ko pata kese chala

funny shayari in hindi

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