very funny shayari in hindi

Very Funny Shayari in Hindi





Aapko hum khone nahi denge



aapko khud se alag hone nahi denge
agar


hamari bat nahi maani toaankh me

mirchi daal denge aur dhone bhi nahi  denge.





Q Dil Dukha Te Ho

Kyun Mujhse Har Baat chupate Ho

Hamara Toh Dil Hi Toot Gaya

Yeh sunkar ki aap Khubsurat dikhne

ke liye surfexcel Se nahate ho.



Jab aap ki Yaad Aati Hai

To man karta hai ki

har Pathar pe likhu

I miss you aur har wo Pathar tumhe

phek  k Maru Taki Tumhe

Pata chale he  Yaad Mein Kitna Dard Hai.



Aaj Agar Aap Ka Jawab Nahi Aaya

To Hum bhukhe Hi so Jayenge

sirf 4 parathe Paneer ki sabji Kashmiri Pulao

Kabab Biryani ice cream ek glass doodh aur

4 Kela kha ke bhookhe hi  so Jayenge.




Hazaro Baatein Milkar Ek Raaz banta hai

Sur Milkar  Ek Saaz bante hai

Aashiqon  ke marne par to kafan bhi naseeb nahi hota

haseenao ke marne par tajmahal bante hain.





Dost ruthe to rab ruthe

phir roothe to jag chhote

nikaal chappal maar saale ko

jab tak chappal na toote.



Jis taraf dekhun aapka hi naam likha hai

upar most wanted niche 5 lakh ka inaam likha h.


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.




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